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Here is a little story about my people the poptarts
Characters-
Princess poptart- Me
Pizza- Nicole
Stone- Shane D
Kiwi- Sarah
Mustard- Arwen
Aol- John
Punk Rock Bubble Gum- Bananna Boy
BaByGr1127: that could be korn meet the poptart people in a dream head has
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"Dude are you going to sleep yet?" Jonathan asks Head, watching him clumsily reach for another beer.
Munky snickers, "Don't you mean 'haven't you passed out yet?'"
Head's red eyes slowly shut, and the last thing's he hears are"Do we have any more poptarts?"
whhooowhooowhooshwoosh ::sound of Head going into dreamland:: whhooosshhhow
"Uh...stupid beer....uh...major headache...." Head opens his eyes to a pink sunlight.
"What the fuck? Where am I?" A stream of blue stuff was flowing near him. To his left there was a forest with tall white trees with gold leaves. "Holy shit.."
Head got up and starting walking through the forest. He started to notice movement behind him, but every time he looked, nothing was there. Somebody laughed behind him and he spun around and fell on his ass. "Owie..." He looked up in the trees, and saw something blue hanging up from the top of one.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" Thump. "Ooof!" Head screamed as the blue thing fell from the top of the tree into his lap.
"Double owie!! What the hell was that for???" The blue thing scrambled off of him, and Head saw it was actually a person! It helped him up, and he noticed it was really really short. Only 3'9!
"Hey you look like a little Joe C!"
"Fuck you dude! Wanna fight? I'll kik your ass!!" The little thing hopped up and down swinging fists. Head simply put his hand on its forehead and held it back. He yawned and looked bored until the blue thing stopped. From it's pitch of voice and choice of bikini as clothing he decided this blue thing was a girl.
As Head studied the girl, he noticed she was a light blue color, even her eyes. Her hair was shoulder length and straight, and it was half blue, half pink. But she had one thin streak of green in the back.
"What are you looking at punk?"
"Nothing! Um...you look weird."He declared.
"What??? I'm a hottie! YOU are the one that looks weird."
"Whatever. What's your name?"
"Pizza. I'm Miss Pizza Poptart."
"Poptart??? What the fuck?"
"Well duh! We're in Poptart Land!"
"WHAT?!!?"
Pizza sighed. "You're a moron."
"Hey whatever, poptart squirt, you were the one who fell into my lap, not vice versa. See ya." Head continued through the forest wondering how he was going to back to the tour bus.
"Wait!!! You can't go!"
"Why not??!!?"
"Because you aren't supposed to be here! I have to take you to meet the Poptart Princess now!" Head shook his head. "This is getting really weird."
Pizza and Head walked through the forest towards the only city in Poptart Land, Breakfast.
They came to a bridge covering the same blue river Head had seem when he woke up that had two humongous black walls sticking up from either sides. There was a black roof, and a single room on top of that, made out of metal bars that made it look like a cage. Head peered over the bridge, the rock path they were following went into it and sort of disappeared into darkness. Pizza stopped right outside of it and looked up at Head.
"This is where my friend Mrs. Mustard Poptart lives. Don't be afraid, she's really harmless."
They kept going, and five feet onto the bridge, Head realized they were in complete darkness. "Uh-oh." he thought, and bumped into Pizza when she stopped walking.
"Uh Mustard?" Pizza asked the darkness. "Can we please pass?"
Head felt over the top of Pizza's head and realized she had stopped because there was another black wall in front of her. He kept feeling around until he touched a plug. It had a wire leading out of it, and he pulled it out. Suddenly a light went on and the bridge was completely white. he squinted and shaded his eyes with his hand.
"Wish I had my shades.." he muttered.
"HEY! Who turned off the music?!?!?" A really pissed off voice asked.
"Hey Mustard!! It's me, Pizza!"
"Hello! Long time no see. What's going on?...Hey, who's this you got with ya?"
"This is...oh yeah, you never told me your name!"
"Sorry, it's Head."
"Head?" Mustard asked. She was a slightly taller, darker, blue thing than Pizza, with long half blue and half pink hair. She had it braided, with one braid black. He couldn't see what she was wearing because she was sitting in a huge chair that came down from the ceiling, and the board with what looked like a computer was covering her. Her headphones, with Head had unplugged were pulled down on her neck.
"What kind of a flavor is Head?" She repeated.
"Hey!" Pizza cried defensively. "What kind of a flavor is AOL?"
"Who's AOL?" Head asked, catching on to the way things worked in this bizarre land.
"Oh, that's my husband. And ANYWAYS, the Poptart Princess named him that! He didn't really have a flavor...we're both outcasts..."Mustard sighed. "Well do you guys want to cross?"
"Yep. We're taking him to see the Poptart Princess."
"Ooooh...Good luck, I hear her Prince left her. She isn't in a good mood."
"OK, thanks. See ya later." Pizza and Head waved to Mustard as the chair rose into the ceiling. They were in darkness again as Head plugged the headphone wire in again, then the path came back, and sunlight shone through the other end of the bridge. They continued down the path and presently Head could see the tops of strange orange and green buildings. The city grew nearer, and he saw that it wasn't very big. In fact it was about the size of one city block!
"Are we there yet?" he whined.
"A few more minutes." Pizza replied. The rock path they were following suddenly turned all glittery and golden as they neared the city limits.
There was a really short gate that blocked them from entering the city. (Only two feet tall.) A bored looking really tall blue thing sat on it, reading a book. It had DC Shoes on and a skateboard was propped up next to the gate. It's half pink/half blue hair was short and spiky, and it had glanced at Mustard and Head through black framed glasses.
"Hey Pizza! How goes it?"
"Pretty good Stone. I'm taking my new friend to see the Poptart Princess."
"Cool. I was just over there, we went to the skatepark together, then had lunch in the Jackass cafe."
"Neat-o. Well, we'll be on our way now..."
"Oh yeah! Sorry bout that!" He opened the gate for them, then went back to reading his book.
Head walked through the streets of Breakfast, Poptart People streaming past him, going to work, friends' houses, or one of the many chatroom-like cafes, with names such as "I am an evil poptart", "freak vs. preps", and "skaters n chicks". Cafe's were very popular in Breakfast.
"Would you like to stop in and get something to eat or drink before we go to the palace?" Pizza asked Head.
"Uh, no thanks; I'm fine." He replied, fearing what Pizza would bring him for food.
They entered the palace, coming into a very small cramped room. it was only three feet wide and four feet long, but the ceiling was 12 feet tall!
"You poptart guys really need to learn how to economize." He said to himself.
"Take off your shoes." Pizza demanded.
"Why?"
"Because you have to!! That's the rule in the Palace."
"OK fine whatever." After removing his sneakers, they entered a long hallway with swirly yellow and lime green marble floors.
"Psychedelic..."
Pizza made a right and knocked on a door that seemed to magically appear. It was bright pink, with three red numbers on it, "420".
"Kiwi? Ya there?" Pizza called.
"Huh?" Came a muffled response.
"Are you alone Kiwi?"
"Uh...hold on." There was a sound of scuffling and the door opened. A really, really, really short blue thing with ugly dread locks (hey poptart land is behind the times!) and a really bad shirt with a bug on it. The blue man ran down the hallway, and Head noticed how he slightly resembled that dude from *NSYNC.
"Hey guys! Come on in!" Head entered the room and saw a really pale blue thing sitting in a bean bag chair in the corner. It had long curly halfblue/halfpink hair, and was wearing a yellow sundress.
"Pizza!" it cried!
"Miss Kiwi!!" The two girls ran to each other and embraced in a big hug. Head pouted feeling left out.
"Wow, I havent seen you in such a long time! How's it going?"
"Great! I came because I fell into this guys lap!" For the first time, Kiwi noticed Head.
"Whoa..you are freaky lookin'."
"Talk to the hand cuz the face don't want to hear it." He replied. Kiwi gave him a puzzled look, then whispered to Pizza:
"Is he gay?"
"NO! I am not gay!" He yelled.
"Good! Because the Poptart Prince just left the Princess and she really needs a new man. Come with me!" Kiwi grabbed Head's arm and yanked him into the next room.
"Oh shit!"
"Behold the Poptart Princess!....I said, Behold the Poptart Princess!..." Kiwi said.
Head stared blankly at the empty throne facing him. Sniffling sounds could be heard from another room behind the throne to the right.
"Ohhhh nooooo..." Kiwi ran into the room, leaving Head standing there wondering when his last CatScan was. He finally shrugged and followed Kiwi.
Inside the room, there was a single bed, and sitting on it was a lone blue thing. It was short red hair and a nose ring, and was wearing an Emo shirt. Big tears ran down it's face, and Kiwi put her arm around it.
"This is the Poptart Princess." She whispered. "Shes really sad right now."
"What happened?" Head asked softly, sitting down on the bed."
"Her Prince, Mr. Punk Rock Bubble Gum left her. He just disapeared."
"Why?"
"She doesn't know. No one does."
"I don't know what could of happened!! All I remember was he was here one this morning, then Stone came over, then later when we were supposed to meet for lunch he was gone!" She started to sob again. Kiwi hugged her.
"I'm sorry...I really am...but I was wondering if you could help me get outta this place."
"What? Why?"
"Cuz I want to get home."
"Well too bad!" She shouted. "Guards come in here!"
Three navy blue, buff poptart people came in.
"Lock this stranger up! He sin't supposed to be here!"
"NO! Head yelled as the guards grabbed him. They carried him out of the bedroom, past her throne and through Kiwi's room.
"What's happening?" Pizza yelled.
"I don't know!" Head answered, frightened. Pizza took off running out of the Palace.
"Oh thanks, that's a bg help. Chicken." Head said.
Pizza ran through the whole town until she came to Stone, who had fallen asleep on the gate.
"STONE! Wake up you gotta help me!!!" Stone jumped up and fell off the gate.
"Ouch! Why are you yeeling like that, calm down."
"I can't! It's the Poptart Princess, sh'es taken Head!"
"Who?"
"The tan colored dude I was with before."
"Why?"
"I don't know! I think because the Prince left." Stone frowned, and led Pizza to his little post next to the gate. They sat down.
"We have to find the Prince again if we want to free Head." Stone decided. "I just talked to Punk Rock Bubble Gum this morning, and he didn't say he was leaving."
Smack!! Kiwi hit the door of the post and fell backwards. Stone and Pizza opened the door and stared at her until she got back up.
"Sorry! I was running too fast."
"Did you eat paint chips when you were little?" Stone asked.
"No but I played with bug zappers a lot!" Kiwi replied, grinning.
"Whatever." Stone replied. "I think they way to set that dude free is finding where the Prince is."
"Well she said he was here this morning, then Stone came over, and then he was gone."
Stone smacked his forehead. "Duh! I know what must have happened." He reached under the counter and pulled out a wad of gum.
Kiwi and Pizza: "Ew."
"This always happens. Sorry dude!" He shouted into the gum. "Well, let's get over to the palace and nebulize him back to normal."
Meanwhile, Head is in the dungeon.
"You think you're special, you do, I can see it in your eyes..." A voice came from the darkness.
"Fred?" Head asked.
"Yeah?"
The three poptart people went in to see the Poptart Princess.
"Look!" Kiwi said. "We found Punk Rock Bubble Gum!"
"Really?!?!?" The Princess jumped up.
"Yeah. He didn't leave you, he just got chewed up."
"Yeah, but a certain someone, a-hem." Kiwiw elbowed Stone, who turned bright red.
"Whatever. Let's nebulize him back to normal!"
The nebulizer was in the dungeon, so they all went downstairs. Head saw them coming.
"Hey! You Princess Whore! You need some serious help!"
"Duh. I'm Prozac flavored, dude." she replied.
"Oh...you should meet my friend, Jonathan..."
Prozac threw Punk Rock bubble Gum into the nebulizer and hit the red button. The mahcine started flashing, and everyone looked over at Head, who was shrinking.
"What the fuck?" He screamed.
"It must be the nebulizer rays!" Pizza realized. Head shrunk and shrunk and shrunk and shrunk...
whhooowhooowhooshwoosh ::sound of Head leaving dreamland:: whhooosshhhow
"Head? Dude wake up we're at the next city of the tour!"
"Uh...major headache...stupid beer."
Munky laughed. "You really shouldn't drink so much man."
"You're telling me! I had this really weird dream. Never mind, I'l be right out."
Munky left and Head started to change. Out of his shirt pocket fell a folded up pieve of paper. He opened it, and read it.
It said:
Dear Head, we would like to thank you in helping us find Prince Punk Rock Bubble Gum. We would also like to tell you how things ended up after you returned home.
The Prince and Princess were reunited, and they were forever grateful to Stone, Pizza, and Kiwi. Kiwi moved out of the palace to live with her boyfriend. Stone quit his job and became the official skateboard teacher of the Palace, having he moved in.
And Pizza decided not to climb and more trees. Thanks again!
It was signed, "Mrs. Mustard Poptart." |
