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These are Special games and song me and my friends created 2 real like stories things that happen to us and stupid things we have done

Special Songs & Ghetto games

these are my Special songs

I love M&m's Dr. Dre's and peanut butter shells and oops i almost spilled my cup over

dont you love it

Travvie Travvie Travvie Bobbie Bobbie Bobbie Tommie Tommie Tommie Markkie Markkie Markkie la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ghettoe Games heres how you play

Ghetto life: you go around the board many many times and the person with the most kids wins

Ghetto war: You look at the cards and cheat as much as possible

Stories

You wanna know about me you have to know about my friends and the weird twisted things we do like the time Arwen and Sarah went shopping on Ronco.com (oh god help me) well it all started when Arwen and me were sleeping over Sarah's house it was about 2 in the morning and we were bored out of our mind Arwen got this weird idea to watch infomercials the Rotisserie & BBQ thing "just set it and forget" AHHHHHHHHH i hear that line one more time i will shoot some one... im sorry back to the story so after watching this horrible horrible half an hour of that show Sarah got the great idea to shop on Ronco.com (this is hell for me) for 2 hours they shopped and bought EVERYTHING and i mean EVERYTHING on that page during this time me and my buddie (who i forgot his name Hornedreaper420) tried to convince them this was a stupid thing to waste money on which we finally did

another one of our wonderful stories well this one started on my best friends birthday it was her party actually we all (Arwen it was her birthday Nicole Julia and me) went down to New York City to spend the day just us four. this was in the middle of January it was freezing cold like -10 wind chill and here we are four girls in the middle of the city walking around nothing to do no where to go well after we visited the Virgin Mega store and TRL we decided to go back (cuz it was really really cold and it was getting dark) to where her mom's friends apartment well we got on the subway finally after the sixth stop we released we were on the wrong subway so we got on another on after 5 times on the wrong subway train we found ourselves in Harlem So here we are for teenage girls lost in Harlem new York at night while it was like -15 degrees out we were all scared out of our mind cold and tired so in the end we finally took a cab and got home safely if we didnt get home safely woulde i be here telling you this

We are Joey's super bitchhhhes we have capes and everything

Last story how J.C. from Nsync became our cousin (its short) one day me and Sarah were at the mall we both had nsync shirts on and some guy came up to us and ask us if we liked nsync Sarah said no we are just supporting our cousin see it that one (Sarah pointed to J.C.) he said oh cool so then we went into Afterthoughts and began talking really loudly about how our cousin bought us new cars and stuff in the end we had to sign 3 autographs but we had fun and since that day J.C. had become our cousin

***Stupid Things We've Done***
Come on you of yours but here are some of the stupid things me and my friends have done. So I guess this is adviknow it we all do stupid things well mine probably top all ce so u don't do the things I've done.

1. trying these at home please might cause you extrime pain

2. Putting rubbing alcohol and hair spray in a sink add a Backstreet Boys poster then throw in a lit match you might just burn down your bathroom (luckily that didn't happen but u get the picture)

3. you will get an electrical shock if you stick a knife with peanut butter on it in the toaster

4. Jumping off a second story deck is the same as jumping out of a second story window and it will hurt

5. do not throw a stuffed duck to a German Shepherd then try to get it expically if the dog hates you

6. if you insist on jumping down stairs make sure it is only one or two stairs not the whole flight

7. if you see bee's going down a tube and pour a whole bunch of kerosene down the tube do not light a match

8. If you stick a knife in a bug zapper and your friend sticks a knife in a bug zapper do NOT touch each other

9. Sticking your hand down an unknown hole in your back yard is not the smartest idea (I got bit by something)

10. If you want to hit your head against something smart idea in not to hit it against a TV (it might break the TV)

11. trying to pierce your tong with a fork first of all it doesn't work and second of all it hurts

12. playing with knifes is not smart but its fun

13. drinking something toxic will make u sick

14. dropping a big TV on your foot on purpose will hurt

15. when hiding in a tool shed always make sure the door opens (also if your baby-sitting and decide to play hide and seek make sure the closet door opens)

16. When you drop your keys in a friy broiler at mc donalds dont go get them you will have really bad burns and a not so cool nickname

17. O.D.ing on Vicks44 is fun but i think its stupid but IM not sure

18. Sliding off a table/tree/car and down the stairs is fun but painful

19. Biting a glowstick and tasting the stuff inside is bad not to mention its disgusting

20. Sleeping in the snow is not cool its cold

21. while doing a snow dance make sure you wear more that shorts and a really thin tee shirt

22. When your in school and your bra breaks make sure you don't buy the bra again also don't tell your horny friend

23. If your dizzy while in a room with a strobe light its not a really good idea to start dancing on a table and i don't mean a long wide table i mean a thin narrow table

24. Don't play hackie sack in the dark someone might get kicked in the nuts

25. If you insist on jumping into someone's arms make sure they can catch you

26. IF you sing ANY Grease songs make sure the guy you like isn't in the room

27. playing hackie sack with a full soda bottle is not recommended

28. If you learn one thing in you life let it be this DON'T tell horny guys that its a hobby of your being tied up

29. Trying to break ice is ok but trying to break ice while your standing on it is not ok expically if one of you falls in

30. While changing the light switch in your room its a good idea to turn off the power first if you dont you might be thrown across the room (thinking about that i have been throw across the room many times by electiicty)