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My Husbands :o)
Husband: Jimmy Urine
Band in: Mindless Self Indulgence
Wedding Date: Feb. 4th
Reason: He recued me from the evil Brittney Spears and brought me to Jupiter
Kids: Boris (ruler of SuperRussia Land he is married to the big fat harry Russian lady and has three kids Natisha, Miss Tea who does NOT have a Teacup on her head , Spoiled Moose)other kids are now 7,659 un named kids
Years Married: 18
Husband: Brian "head" Welch
Band in: KoRn
Wedding Date: Nov. 4
Reason: he's cute he likes beer he's in a good band, he's adorable, he's insane
Kids: Shadow and others
Years Married: 5
Husband: Travis
Band in: Blink 182
Wedding Date: Dec 1st (well we were suposed to be but Fred was wearing a Travis mask)
Reason: he proposed DUH!!!!!
Kids: Obi Wan, Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Princess Legha, Baley, Basil ,Alexis, Alexia, Alexandra, Alexander
Years Married: 2
Husband: Jay
Band in: Orgy
Wedding Date: Oct. 31
Reason: i was bored and in Vegas with him so we goit married
Kids:nope he is always with Fred if you ask me i think he's gay
Years Married: 4
Husband: Banji
Band in: Good Charlotte
Wedding Date: April 3
Reason: come on who wouldnt want to marry banji
Kids: 3 year old Shiann 2 month old Keean and his brother Brady and his sister Riley triples and Hogwarts, Gryffindor, Slytherin Fawx and Dumbledore (the quadruplets)
Years Married: 1
Husband:Mike
Band in: Wakefield
Wedding Date: June 22
Reason: hes cute and he has coupons
Kids: Lala
Years Married: 5 months
Husband:Ryan
Band in: Wakefield
Wedding Date: June 22
Reason: hes cute and he has coupons
Kids: Dreama
Years Married: 5 months
Husband:Mark
Band in: used to be in Wakefield
Wedding Date: June 22
Reason: hes cute and he has coupons
Kids: Zeek
Years Married: 5 months
Husband:Michael Goorjian
Band in: Actor SLC PUNKS! and Newsies
Wedding Date: augest 1st
Reason: hes teaching me to be a punk
Kids:Punker Punk Roc Lilly and Cartoon
Years Married: 4 months
Husband:Christian Bale
Band in: actor
Wedding Date: sept 3
Reason: hes gonna be in a harry potter movie whats better than that
Kids: I dont Know, whats your name, noewon,sumwon and neone
Years Married: 3 months
Husband:the animal dude from jay leno the hot high one
Band in: animal dude
Wedding Date: sept 3
Reason: hes hot and hes high and he plays with kangaroos
Kids: Kanga, Roo, Rabbit, Greg Peter and Marsha
Years Married: 3 months |
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The Divorcees Ex-Husband: Fred Durst
Band in: Limp Bizkit
Wedding Date: Sept. 23
Reason: He was cute and seemed like a nice guy
Kids: Fred, Freddina, Christina, Bizkit (if you couldnt tell he named the kids)
Years Married: 2 and a half
Reason for divorce: He was an asshole he sold out he just plain sucks
Ex-Husband: Nick
Band in: Bi Sexual Bastards
Wedding Date: April 1 (april fools day i was sooo the fool)
Reason: it was arranged i tryed paying him off everything but i could stop theis from happening i was tied up and mad to say yes or my other husbands would die + my friends tricked me into it
Kids: Yea right like i'd have sex with that thing
Years Married: a day and a half
Reason for divorce: he was ugly gay and he played with his glowing dildo way too much
Ex-Husband: Deryck Whibley
Band in: Sum 41
Wedding Date: March 28
Reason: hes cute sweet a great singer and he looks like my boyfriend
Kids: Harry, Hermoine, Ron, Hagrid, Peeves, Quiddititch, Voldermort, Malfoy, Snape
Years Married: 8 months
Reason for divorce:hes an asshole and a sell out what can i say
like I said I mad bad choices 
Look at my Travie isnt he cute 
My Benji pooh <3 Ok these are my hubbys in Wakefield I wanted to marry them all but the priest wouldnt let me.
:o( oh well i got most of them 
Thats my Jimmy 
Thats my Bri Bri |
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