The Friendship Form

Friend Ship Form Please fill out

Name:
Age:
Planet of Birth:
Date of Birth:
Size of brain:
Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs Sugar
Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times)
Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums?
Do you know how to count?
If so to what number:
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done?
Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend?
Do you conceder that person a good friend?
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that)
Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup?
Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God?
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments?
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst?
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst?
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree?
If not do you want to be and if so what part?
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little?
Why are you like the way you are?
Do you like the rain?
Do you hear voices in you Head?
If so are they good or bad?
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or no
Do you have imagionary Friends?
If so what are there names?
Do you have super powers?
How did you get them?
Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper?
If you could have three wishes what would they be?
Do you concider yourself normal?
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be?
If you could kill any pop artist who would it be?
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake Ishita in green panti hoseand the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water?
If no why?
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane Whores?
If yes do you own their CD?
If no would you like to hear about them?
Do you know when and how you lost your mind?
Do you miss it?
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )?
Do you tell Lawyer jokes?
Did you help kill Niblet?
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out?
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis?
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal?
Do you know Kerry's guitars name?
Do you believe you can fly?
Are the lil blue people good or bad (they try to kill Kerry)
Do you have split personalties?
If yes what are their names?
Do you smoke invisible weed?
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms?
Do you have imaginary friends?
If so what are their names?
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one?
who is you stupidest friend?
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun?
Yankees or Mets
Do you like Newburgh?
If yes are you insane?
What is the weirdest dream youve ever had?
Will you swear to spell fieldy the "special" way?
Dude have you seen my car?
Thank you for filling out our friendship form now please sign next to the x's

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Now look at the pen shaped flashy thing and remember you dont know anything this never happened and we are normal!!!

Thank you!!