Name:Alison
Age: 12

Planet of Birth: Planet Sexiness
Date of Birth:November 29th '88

Size of brain: theres sizes?

Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs Sugar All of them actully

Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times) Yes it involved a pizza a microwave and a britneyspears poster,and it was only 2 times.

Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums? Doesnt everyone?
Do you know how to count?
If so to what number: Of course i dont!

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done? The stupidest thing i have done was joked a bunch of 9th graders (i was in 5th grade at the time) and they chased me with hammers and threw nails at me...or maybe it was the time i put chickens on my hands and ran across Food lion screaming "I AM CHICKEN GOD HEAR ME ROAR!"yeah u can put that in the thingy.

Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend?
Do you conceder that person a good friend?
I am antiscocial.
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that) Yes one time by accident i had just gotten out of the shower and i wasnt completly dry and i was listening to my radio and the plug fell out..and...u know

Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup? yes if u promise to worship the donut god

Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess
ja
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God?
ja,if they dont eat me.
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments?
what are they?
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst?
i already am.
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst?
hell ya.
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree?
If not do you want to be and if so what part?
no,but i want to be the branch that everyone is always mad at and i like smack them with my big treeyness.
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little?
One time i think my mom dropped me on the road.But other than that its just the crack.
Why are you like the way you are?
The crack i say!
Do you like the rain?
its better than the sun

Do you hear voices in you Head?
If so are they good or bad?
Yes i do hear them,sometimes they are good other times bad
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or no
*underlines maybe*
Do you have imagionary Friends?
If so what are there names?
Yes doesnt everyone? Bob.Phyliss.Mary.Ron fuc king as shole f uck,and the almighty as.s goblin (he lives in my as s)
Do you have super powers?
How did you get them?
I have the power to smell like chicken and pass out,i got it from the crack.

Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper?
duh.its one of the only ways
If you could have three wishes what would they be?
IMMORTALITY DOO DOO DOO
To make limp bizkit leave the music industry
and to have 1000 more wishes mutha sucka! woot!
Do you concider yourself normal?
yes.
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be?
Fred durts or my 4th grade teacher (SHE HIT ME AND CALLED ME PROFAIN NAMES!)

If you could kill any pop artist who would it be?
Fred durst.
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake I****a in green panti hoseand the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water?
If no why?
No,i didnt knew it exsisted
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane *****s?
If yes do you own their CD?
If no would you like to hear about them?
no no no
Do you know when and how you lost your mind?
Do you miss it?
I was born with out one so no i dont miss it
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )?
Brian welch is my god.
Do you tell Lawyer jokes?
no...
Did you help kill Niblet?
yes.
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out?
yeah
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis?
On good days
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal?
nope
Do you know Kerry's guitars name?
bob?
Do you believe you can fly?
I am Supa FLy
Are the lil blue people good or bad (they try to kill Kerry)
Well they are nice to me..how many questions are there?jebus christ
Do you have split personalties?
If yes what are their names?
yes bob and titty bobo
Do you smoke invisible weed?
SMOKE INVISIBLE WEED EVERYDAY!
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms?
Yes
Do you have imaginary friends?
If so what are their names?
did u already ask?
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one? http://www.teen.matchmaker.com
who is you stupidest friend?
Hot Dog...that boy influences me so much
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun?
yes
Yankees or Mets
neither.BURN IN HELL NY!
Do you like Newburgh?
If yes are you insane?
uh
What is the weirdest dream youve ever had?
i was naked and then there was Chester and mike from linkin park....or the time i was at the beach and these fat pink elephants with top hats were stripping for me...
Will you swear to spell fieldy the "special" way?
ja
Dude have you seen my car?
and then....
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