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Name:Alison
Age: 12
Planet of Birth: Planet Sexiness
Date of Birth:November 29th '88
Size of brain: theres sizes?
Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs Sugar All of them actully
Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times) Yes it involved a pizza a microwave and a britneyspears poster,and it was only 2 times.
Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums? Doesnt everyone?
Do you know how to count?
If so to what number: Of course i dont!
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done? The stupidest thing i have done was joked a bunch of 9th graders (i was in 5th grade at the time) and they chased me with hammers and threw nails at me...or maybe it was the time i put chickens on my hands and ran across Food lion screaming "I AM CHICKEN GOD HEAR ME ROAR!"yeah u can put that in the thingy.
Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend?
Do you conceder that person a good friend?
I am antiscocial.
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that) Yes one time by accident i had just gotten out of the shower and i wasnt completly dry and i was listening to my radio and the plug fell out..and...u know
Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup? yes if u promise to worship the donut god
Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess
ja
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God?
ja,if they dont eat me.
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments?
what are they?
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst?
i already am.
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst?
hell ya.
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree?
If not do you want to be and if so what part?
no,but i want to be the branch that everyone is always mad at and i like smack them with my big treeyness.
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little?
One time i think my mom dropped me on the road.But other than that its just the crack.
Why are you like the way you are?
The crack i say!
Do you like the rain?
its better than the sun
Do you hear voices in you Head?
If so are they good or bad?
Yes i do hear them,sometimes they are good other times bad
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or no
*underlines maybe*
Do you have imagionary Friends?
If so what are there names?
Yes doesnt everyone? Bob.Phyliss.Mary.Ron fuc king as shole f uck,and the almighty as.s goblin (he lives in my as s)
Do you have super powers?
How did you get them?
I have the power to smell like chicken and pass out,i got it from the crack.
Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper?
duh.its one of the only ways
If you could have three wishes what would they be?
IMMORTALITY DOO DOO DOO
To make limp bizkit leave the music industry
and to have 1000 more wishes mutha sucka! woot!
Do you concider yourself normal?
yes.
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be?
Fred durts or my 4th grade teacher (SHE HIT ME AND CALLED ME PROFAIN NAMES!)
If you could kill any pop artist who would it be?
Fred durst.
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake I****a in green panti hoseand the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water?
If no why?
No,i didnt knew it exsisted
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane *****s?
If yes do you own their CD?
If no would you like to hear about them?
no no no
Do you know when and how you lost your mind?
Do you miss it?
I was born with out one so no i dont miss it
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )?
Brian welch is my god.
Do you tell Lawyer jokes?
no...
Did you help kill Niblet?
yes.
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out?
yeah
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis?
On good days
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal?
nope
Do you know Kerry's guitars name?
bob?
Do you believe you can fly?
I am Supa FLy
Are the lil blue people good or bad (they try to kill Kerry)
Well they are nice to me..how many questions are there?jebus christ
Do you have split personalties?
If yes what are their names?
yes bob and titty bobo
Do you smoke invisible weed?
SMOKE INVISIBLE WEED EVERYDAY!
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms?
Yes
Do you have imaginary friends?
If so what are their names?
did u already ask?
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one? http://www.teen.matchmaker.com
who is you stupidest friend?
Hot Dog...that boy influences me so much
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun?
yes
Yankees or Mets
neither.BURN IN HELL NY!
Do you like Newburgh?
If yes are you insane?
uh
What is the weirdest dream youve ever had?
i was naked and then there was Chester and mike from linkin park....or the time i was at the beach and these fat pink elephants with top hats were stripping for me...
Will you swear to spell fieldy the "special" way?
ja
Dude have you seen my car?
and then....
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Name: JeNn
Age: 15
Planet of Birth: san diego
Date of Birth: 7/24/86
Size of brain: umm..hmm..two fists i think?
Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs Sugar -i admit it i am addicted to all of the above. okay not really. im addicted to sugar! woohoo.
Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times)
i've never set MYSELF on fire. but i've set some of my friends on fire.
Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums?
midol. hahaha.
Do you know how to count?
If so to what number: 77
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? gawd, there's so many possibilites. lets see.. i ran into this tree one time and hit it so hard that a leaf fell off. it was in the middle of the mall. and then this little kid tried to run into the tree and make a leaf fall too. oh and that day i also tripped myself and fell off the escalator.
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done? sure.
Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend? i'm a loner.
Do you conceder that person a good friend? see above answer.
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that) yea i was pretending to be a knight in the middle of a thunder and lightening storm and i ran around outside with a metal stick attacking bushes..and well you know what happens.
Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup? yes i do
Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess? oooh beer. sike. beer is about nasty.
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God? yes indeedy.
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments? yes indeedy.
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst? HELL ****ING YES.
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst? YES I AM.
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree? we have a bush man.
If not do you want to be and if so what part? yea i wanna be the err..leaf.
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little? countless. i still am hit in the head daily. plus all those walls running in front of me DOES NOT HELP.
Why are you like the way you are? because im me and if you dont like it SUCK MY KISS.
Do you like the rain? at times.
Do you hear voices in you Head? actually yea.
If so are they good or bad? depends
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or no
Do you have imagionary Friends? uh-huh.
If so what are there names? BILLY. hes in a coma right now. this car ran him over down at the beach. i miss him.
Do you have super powers? i can piss you off with both hands behind my back.
How did you get them? i am SUPER JENN.
Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper? hmm.. bugg zapper can be your super power..
If you could have three wishes what would they be? to rock out in a band, a few people to fall in love with me, and the gc street team to kick everyone's ****ING ARSE.
Do you concider yourself normal? what is 'normal'
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be? haha. i have no animosity towards anyone besides myself.
If you could kill any pop artist who would it be? all of the above.
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake I****a in green panti hose and the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water? no dammit.
If no why? cos im deprived.
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane *****s? no.
If yes do you own their CD?
If no would you like to hear about them? sure.
Do you know when and how you lost your mind? hmm...that i cant tell you.
Do you miss it? i dont remember what it felt like to be sane..so i guess i cant miss it can i?
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )? i guess?
Do you tell Lawyer jokes? no.
Did you help kill Niblet? no.
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out? i dont believe in 'selling out' and labeling bands as 'sell outs' i just dont like them.
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis? more like hourly.
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal? 'normal' is not in my vocab.
Do you know Kerry's guitars name? no
Do you believe you can fly? yes. i KNOW i can fly.
Are the lil blue people good or bad (they try to kill Kerry) why are they trying to kill kerry?
Do you have split personalties? sometimes.
If yes what are their names? mary something. i forgot.
Do you smoke invisible weed? lol. no.
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms? i pee the weed and mow the shrooms.
Do you have imaginary friends? yea
If so what are their names? BILLY.
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one? i cant get a nice guy either. cept for billy but hes in teh coma.
who is you stupidest friend? billy.
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun? YES!!
Yankees or Mets? no baseball for me.
Do you like Newburgh? i dunoo..whats that?
If yes are you insane?
What is the weirdest dream youve ever had? oh in one dream billy from good charlotte was playing guitar, mediating and singing com-bia. that was funny.
Will you swear to spell fieldy the "special" way? how?
Dude have you seen my car? naw
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Name: Liz
Age: 16
Planet of Birth: not sure
Date of Birth: 4-24-85
Size of brain: very small
Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs Sugar? Not anymore
Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times) nope
Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums? we used to do robotrips but that isnt really oding
Do you know how to count?
If so to what number: yes to infinity and beond
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? peed on news papers after they were diliverd at 4 in the morning every day 3 summers ago
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done? yuppers
Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend?umm i dont have any friends
Do you conceder that person a good friend? i dont have a friend
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that) i dont no what that word is
Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup? yes sir!
Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess? no i HATE beer
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God?HELL YEAH!
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments? yeah!
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst? OH YES YES YES
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst? yes!
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree? yeah
If not do you want to be and if so what part?
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little? 80000+ times
Why are you like the way you are? cuz i wanna be
Do you like the rain? only when its warm out
Do you hear voices in you Head? all the time
If so are they good or bad? both
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or _no_
Do you have imagionary Friends?yeah
If so what are there names? bob and sally
Do you have super powers? i wish!
How did you get them?
Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper? yeah! im ganna try it
If you could have three wishes what would they be? 1. to be with my bf forever, 2 be a rock star 3. have my dad die!
Do you concider yourself normal? no
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be? MY DAD
If you could kill any pop artist who would it be? Brittany
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake I****a in green panti hoseand the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water? huh?
If no why? i dunno
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane *****s? no
If yes do you own their CD?
If no would you like to hear about them?yeah
Do you know when and how you lost your mind?no idea
Do you miss it? not really
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )? what?!
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out? yes! and i loved there first cd
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis?yuppers its a hobbie
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal? yeah
Do you know Kerry's guitars name? no
Do you believe you can fly? yes
Do you have split personalties? yeah
If yes what are their names? im not sure
Do you smoke invisible weed? not anymore
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms?not anymore
Do you have imaginary friends? you asked that already
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one? maybe
who is you stupidest friend? bryan
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun? yeah
Yankees or Mets neither
Dude have you seen my car? nah sorry
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Name: Brittany
Age: 13
Planet of Birth: earth
Date of Birth: 1/14/01
Size of brain: the size of my fist put togeher
Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs *Sugar*
Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times) i want to
Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums? yep, tums!
Do you know how to count? yes
If so to what number: umm.. its pretty far.
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? i lived, and i continue to do so in a stupid manner
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done? yes
Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend? the people i want as friends.. umm.. yeah
Do you conceder that person a good friend? yes, yes i do
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that) no, i'm sorry, but you can always put 2 electrical wires together
Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup? dont know what that is but ok!
Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess? sure
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God? no
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments? what?
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst? YES! with a passion
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst? aww yeah
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree? yep
If not do you want to be and if so what part? -
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little? too many to count, i still am hit on the head too.
Why are you like the way you are? because of the music!
Do you like the rain? "i'm only happy when it rains..."
Do you hear voices in you Head? sometimes
If so are they good or bad? good
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or __no__
Do you have imagionary Friends? n/a
If so what are there names? n/a
Do you have super powers? i'm psychic
How did you get them? my mom had them and passed them on to me
Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper? yes.. no.. no i dont
If you could have three wishes what would they be? 1.) 2 more wishes added onto the 3 2.) to be purty 3.) to own the ultimate smudge proof eyeliner *4.) to live with GC for a week, or month, or season, or year *5.) to be older
Do you concider yourself normal? yes and no
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be? kristen a. she is an evil basketball player/preppy poop fase (yes, fase, not face) who i've hated since i've known her
If you could kill any pop artist who would it be? justin from nsync (its too fun!)
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake I****a in green panti hoseand the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water? what?
If no why? cuz i cant find it anywhere!
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane *****s? nope
If yes do you own their CD? -
If no would you like to hear about them? no
Do you know when and how you lost your mind? yes, i do, i think.
Do you miss it? no, not really
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )? yes i do!
Do you tell Lawyer jokes? i would, but i know none
Did you help kill Niblet? huh?
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out? yes
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis? yes
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal? abnormal
Do you know Kerry's guitars name? no
Do you believe you can fly? no
Are the lil blue people good or bad (they try to kill Kerry) well they are good, but since they try to kill kerry, bad!
Do you have split personalties? no
If yes what are their names? n/a
Do you smoke invisible weed? haha!
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms? no
Do you have imaginary friends? i thought i already answered this
If so what are their names? -
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one? sure
who is you stupidest friend? my best buddy mandy, but i love her even more because of that
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!
Yankees or Mets? Mops
Do you like Newburgh? umm... n/a
If yes are you insane? n/a
What is the weirdest dream youve ever had?
when tim armstrong and lars fredericksen forced me to be their slave
Will you swear to spell fieldy the "special" way? no
Dude have you seen my car? "well i saw the back seat " no, alctually i didnt, sorry
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Name: Aimee
Age: 17
Planet of Birth: um, earth I suppose, but who really knows?
Date of Birth: 10/01/1983
Size of brain: it's smaller than a bread box...but I don't really know how big a bread box is, sooooooo
Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs Sugar: I've been known to drink some, but I'm not addicted..that's it
Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times): No but I almost set my house on fire once
Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums? Ha...no, but I'm addicted to pepto bismol!
Do you know how to count? yes
If so to what number: 2
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? : Walked straight into the drug free school zone sign while talking to a boy...I'm a nerd!
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done? yes
Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend? I dunno, I was just told to fill out the form!
Do you conceder that person a good friend? who? wha?
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that) nooooooooo
Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup? sure, why not?
Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess? yeah...
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God? ha, I knew a korn god once..but he moved away!
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments? I suppose I should know them first
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst? Ha...it's all in the family!
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst? sure
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree? wish I knew what it was
If not do you want to be and if so what part? yes I do...but I dunno what part
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little? 64
Why are you like the way you are? umm...it's the penguins
Do you like the rain? love it
Do you hear voices in you Head? sometimes
If so are they good or bad? both
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or no OH GOD YES!
Do you have imagionary Friends? I used to
If so what are there names? duck
Do you have super powers? yes, I can talk to squirrels and lift light objects
How did you get them? I dunno, prolly something I ate
Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper? sure, why not
If you could have three wishes what would they be? ummmm...this is a hard one, I wanna hot boy and little bit of money..and world piece, I suppose
Do you concider yourself normal? no, that would be no fun!
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be? Mike Lentz..or Rebecca Jackson
If you could kill any pop artist who would it be? hmmmm...those guys from savage garden
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake I****a in green panti hoseand the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water? no
If no why? I dunno..I wish I did!
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane *****s? no
If yes do you own their CD?
If no would you like to hear about them? sure, why not?
Do you know when and how you lost your mind? a little bit after I started this thingy
Do you miss it? no, not really
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )? wha?
Do you tell Lawyer jokes? oh god no!
Did you help kill Niblet? no...niblets dead? OH NO!
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out? yes
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis? only when I am in spiderman mode
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal? no one is normal!
Do you know Kerry's guitars name? no...should I?
Do you believe you can fly? only when I stand in corn fields
Are the lil blue people good or bad (they try to kill Kerry)? bad I suppose
Do you have split personalties? yes
If yes what are their names? Amber
Do you smoke invisible weed? ha, sometimes
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms? nooooooo
Do you have imaginary friends? already asked this one!
If so what are their names? ditto
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one? sure, but I dont' really know any good ones
who is you stupidest friend? all of them
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun? sometimes I kick cars, does that count?
Yankees or Mets? Mets...
Do you like Newburgh? hmmmmmm?
If yes are you insane? no
What is the weirdest dream youve ever had? I've had lots...to many to list
Will you swear to spell fieldy the "special" way? sure
Dude have you seen my car? ha..yeah it's across the street dude
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Name: kittey no not really its melissa but shhhh..
Age: 18
Planet of Birth: Neptune
Date of Birth: March 5
Size of brain: very small
Are you addicted to any of the following: Beer Sex Drugs Sugar : no, yes, yes, and yes
Have you ever set your self on fire?
(if so please add how many times) once
Have you ever Over dosed on medication like Vicks 44 or Tums? tums lol i used to think they were candy!
Do you know how to count?
If so to what number: 13
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? everything i do is stupid
If this is stupid enough will you allow us to add your stupid thing onto our list of stupid things We have done? umm whatever
Why do you want (add people who you want to be friends with here) to be your friend? anyone I NEED FRIENDS!
Do you conceder that person a good friend? what person??????
Have you ever electrocuted yourself? (if so how we are always looking for new ways to do that) sure i have... stick a fork in a plug in
Do you promise to Worship the Fonzie Ketchup? sure FONZIE is from happy days god i love that show
Do you promise to Worship the Beer Goddess? hmmm no
Do you promise to Worship the KoRn God? i thought anti flag was god damn it
Do you promise to follow the Korn Commandments? NO! rebel against them
Do you promise to hate Fred Durst? yes with a passion i hate him!
Are you proud to be Anti Fred Durst? i suppose well yea
Are you part of our Dysfunctional family tree? i refuse to believe i am part of my family i swear i was adopted
If not do you want to be and if so what part? what aprt of what the family tree....the whole thing
How many times were you hit on your head when you were little? lots i think i ahve a tumor lol nah ummm prolley a lot
Why are you like the way you are? cuz i want to be...
Do you like the rain? rain! is good
Do you hear voices in you Head? mmmhhhmm
If so are they good or bad? bad they tell me to kill people
If you are about to flip out and Kill Kerry underline yes or no? hmm there is no possible way to do that
Do you have imagionary Friends?yea i have named george and bob!
If so what are there names? whoa scary i just told u george and bob
Do you have super powers? yes i can fly
How did you get them? from batman
Do you think its possible to get super powers from a bugg zapper? sure if u wanted them and enough
If you could have three wishes what would they be? i dont know... thats a little personal oh i got one to kill everyone in the world except for cool people that are my friends
Do you concider yourself normal? nope
If you could kill anyone you know who would it be? U haha no prolley my parents
If you could kill any pop artist who would it be? brittney spears ( cringes ) i hate that lil biotch
Do you Own Chino's Blues Clues Surprise Strawberryshortcake I****a in green panti hoseand the lil fuzzy wuzzy blue peoples CD Vinella Star Fish and Hamburger flavored water? I OWN A COTTON CANDY MAKER not really ummm no
If no why? cuz i said no
Do you know the bands Karrots and Insane *****s? do u?!
If yes do you own their CD? wtf
If no would you like to hear about them? i suppose
Do you know when and how you lost your mind?yes it was when i was 5 i fell off my back and i saw my mind go off and run away
Do you miss it? not particularly
Will you Respect the wisdom of Head (not that head you idiot Kerry - Head)(the wisdom is yes just ask her a question )? what?
Do you tell Lawyer jokes?no
Did you help kill Niblet? i killed everyone at least twice
Do you think Limp bizkit sold out? sold out is a bad term to use
Do you walk into walls on a daily basis? yep
Do you think Kerry and Sarah (creators of this thing) are normal? way normal in my world
Do you know Kerry's guitars name? i can guess i bet its called big bird
Do you believe you can fly? i CAN fly
Are the lil blue people good or bad (they try to kill Kerry) smurfs! are bad but thast not we are talking about
Do you have split personalties? yes
If yes what are their names? shaniquia and the devil
Do you smoke invisible weed? yes its fun
Do you Eat the weed and smoke the shrooms? sure and shot the heroin yep
Will you help hook Sarah up with a guy since she cant get one? sure u can have my imaginary friend bob hes coo
who is you stupidest friend? all of them
Do you think running into cars/walls/trees is fun? yes!
Yankees or Mets? what are those baseball teams???? ew
Do you like Newburgh? whatever the hell that os
If yes are you insane? .....
What is the weirdest dream youve ever had? a giant deer coming after me acting like a bull who turned into the devil
Will you swear to spell fieldy the "special" way? whatever
Dude have you seen my car? sure have its down the street
Thank you for filling out our friendship form now please sign next to the x's
X-Kittey *whoo hoo * Vicious
X-heroin bob
X-the devil
X- i have a pitchfork.....
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