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If you enter the land of the Good Charlotte B-Board here is some of the insane people you will find The Good Charlotte B-board... its one of the best places in the world the people are so nice. i made so many friends there... the sporks the llamas billys co drug dealers banji steve doll micheal jackson and all of billys hampsters oh man how could i forget the wedding (i would put one up but i cant get any)the add on stories who can forget them The B-boards world famous add on stories. This one is up thanks to Ronnie Once upon a time, there lived fifteen llamas who were
Good Charlotte's
biggest fans. One day, those llamas decided that they
wanted to kidnap
all 127 of Billy's hamsters and hold them for 1
million sporks ransom...
items. So they needed a plan. One of them suggested
that they knock
Billy out with chloroform and then steal the
hampsters, but the others
quickly nixed that idea because Billy already has
enough chemicals
floatin' around in his body, and doesn't need anymore.
They wanted
sporks, not to kill the poor hampster-lovin' boy. So
they decided they
needed some way to lure Billy into their secret hiding
place. They all
decided on a democratic vote and voted that they
should lure Billy to
their hiding place with 100000 life size mutant Barbie
dolls. They put
the Barbie dolls all over the lawn outside Billy's
house and made a
trail of them leading to their secret hiding place.
When Billy got up
the next morning he saw them and Billy followed the
trail of Barbies
towards the hideout place. Once arriving, a llama
jumped out and
grabbed him making him scream out "HOLY DOG SHIT AND
SPORKS FROM HELL!!
MAN! I was only going to Kmart! What do you want?"
The llamas suddenly turned into the Teenage Mutant
Turtles and took
Billy to the local Pizza Hut and made him eat anchovie
pizza.
Billy screamed out through a mouth full of anchovies,
"WHY ME?!?"
Well whatever it was that he screamed, the llamas
didn't like it.
One of them in particular got really mad and put a
cloth damp with
chemicals over his mouth! One of the llamas didnt like
it and screamed
"GOD DAMNIT FRED! WE SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA DO THAT!!!"
The llamas, who I could swear had turned into Ninja
Turtles a while ago,
stuff every last hampster and its droppings into a
sack. They ran into
his house, grabbing hamsters as fast as they could.
That's when they
heard "STOP! HAMSTER THIEVES!" They turned to see...
IT WAS BENJI! ONLY DRESSED IN SUPER HERO UNDERWEAR!...
The Jolly Green Giant who picked the llamas up and had
an evil wizard
turn them into pork chops and threw Billy into the
land of beets.
"Oh my furry ass!" one llama yelled....
Then Michael Jackson appeared and said "Ow! There are
too many
superheroes here! Let the King save you, Billy!"
Okay then, um... other stuff happened...
And Ralph Nader came in, dressed as Spongebob
Squarepants!
HELL! It was Benji, The Jolly Green Giant, AND Micheal
Jackson all at
once! The llamas screamed in terror. "SCATTER!" one of
them yelled,
and the llamas all rushed at Ralph/Spongebob/Michael
and Benji and
knocked him down running down the street when they ran
into.......
dundundun! PAUL!
"No! Not Paul!" screamed one of the llamas. Paul
pulled out his secret
weapon, a bag of pink marshmallows and wiped out half
the llamas. But
then. PAUL HAD A SHEAP SHERER IN HIS HANDS!!!!"OH MY
HAIRY LORD LLAMA!
DONT SHAVE MY ASS!!" was what one llama yelled out!!!
Paul then shaved their goatees and fed them spinach
and then Popeye
came and punched the llamas for eating his prized
spinach and Popeye
gave each of the llamas mohawks. Popeye said, "What
the HELL are these
llamas doing? Damn, llamas can't talk!"
"I DONT WANT TO DIE THIS NAKED WAY!!!" and "NOT MY
NAKED ASS! ILL GET
SUN BURNED!!" is the sounds that emerged from the
crowd of dirty llamas.
Then Joel magically appeared and started handing out
sunscreen to the
llamas. "Joel! I thought you were on our side!" Billy
shouted. Popeye
began to cry because he was so confused, so he ran
away to his really
skinny oil girl. Joel turned to face Paul, he ripped
his mask off and,
(GASP!) he was really an evil spork from hell!!!
But Olive pushed Popeye away. "Popeye, there's
something I have to tell
you...I'm a teenie!" She took off her wig and everyone
gasped as they
saw the pink stripe in her hair. "Benji!! I love you!"
she screamed.
Joel said, "like I get paid to smile so why can't I
hand out sunscreen
to naked llamas?" Billy was bewildered and went back
to the land of
beets then, the llamas, who, by then were getting
scared by themselves,
bowed down to the evil spork from hell, because he was
their god.
muwhahahahah! Benji screamed, "HELP ME PAUL! BILLY?!
ANYONE!!!?" but
no one answered, they all looked at him in disgust,
"NO! NOT UNTILL WE
GET JUSTICE!!!" Paul screamed. The teenie ran after
Benji, he screamed
and began to run, but knocked into the evil spork,"HOW
DARE YOU TOUCH
THE EVIL SPORK!!!" So the evil spork grabbed Benji,
and threw him into
the land of beets w/Billy. Paul started throwing
leftover spinach at
the spork from hell in an attemt to get it stuck in
those parts that
stick up to make it like a fork. Meanwhile Olive kept
trying to molest
Benji and Billy sat down eating a beet. Benji looked
around, (sniff
sniff,) "DAMN BILLY!!" Billy blushed, "IT WASNT
ME!!!...It was, the
beets! I SWEAR!!!......Okay, it was me, but I didnt
think any one else
would be coming!!!!" Billy began to cry,"If you wanted
hamsters, why
didnt you just say soo?!? I could have just put two
together, and
THERE! Ya would of had some hampsters, but
noooooooooo... you had to go
and do who knows what to me, and steal my hampsters,
and get Popeye
invloved and..." Then Paul finally got a piece of
spinach stuck in the
sticky up part of the spork. The spork fell to the
floor and was near
death when Popeye decided to eat the spinach. "You
dumass!" Paul
shouted at Popeye. The spork, then recovered from its
near death
experiance, had re-ganed its power, and blasted Popeye
off into another
dimension. Still wanting something from this whole
ordeal, he grabbed
Billy and flew off with him to who knows where. The
spork sprung back
to life and put Popeye on its prongs and flicked him
like a little pea
to the planet Zorr where he was molested by homosexual
alien G.I. Joes...
G.I. Joes???? The teenie became green with envy. So
the spork continued
on in its kidnapping of Billy, taking him to his
secret lair where he
threw poor little Billy into a dungen, were more beets
waited for him,
"I dont think any one will come in here, its all cold
and hard...."
thought Billy, so he passed some more gas and sat down
with yet another
beet until his faitful hamster crawled into the cell
from...somewhere!
However his beet began to talk to him about how he had
escaped the land
of beets without a scratch. Then, Benji was thrown
into the dungen,
"Why are you here?" Billy asked, "I was running from
the teenie, when
all of a suden, I....GOSH DAMNIT BILLY!!! WHAT IS YOUR
PROBLEM?!?!"
Then the hamster began to eat the beet and Billy
stepped on the hamster
and said, "My poor poor beet!" Then Paul suddenly
dressed like Magenta
from the Rocky Horror Picture Show...you know in the
last scene with
the silver outfit and ray gun? He then shocked the
spork, knocking
Billy down who turned into riff raf from the Rocky
Horror Picture Show
(same silver space suit and ray gun). Billy and Paul
began to shoot up
the place killing everything in site leaving only Joel
and Benji
"We want justice!" Paul shouted, and Billy added "Yea
and we want to do
the time warp again!" Joel and Benji were both puzzled
but then said
"Sorry we have to go be on TRL now so you can stay
here because we don't
want you getting recognition." Paul and Billy shocked
them both.
Billy looked back at the beet,"You escaped with out a
scratch, how did
it happen??!" the beet asked, "I didn't sit on the
sticky things of the
evil spork." Billy replied. And then Billy and Paul
ripped off their
masks, to reveal that they were, actually, cast-off N
Sync members!!
And then they run into Chester Cheetah in Cheeto City
and they eat bag
after bag of Cheetos for a year.
"CHEETOS!!!!!!!YAY!"Benji screamed
when he woke up from what ever the hell Billy and Paul
did to him
earlier, he ran over and stole the Cheetos, but Billy
screamed
"JUSTICE!!!!"and shocked Benji again, then he walked
over and grabbed
the Cheetos. "Uh-oh" Paul said in shock,"My hands are
all orange and
cheesy and....GOD DAMNIT BILLY! WHAT DID BENJI TELL
YOU?!?!?" Then, the
evil spork jumped out from no where,and then Billy ate
the rest of the
Cheetos and started wearing the empty bag on his head
as a hat.
"Oh! you just look so adorable Billy! I could just eat
you up!!!"
Paul told him, "Not now Paul." Paul tried to hug Billy
but he still had
the shocker thingy in his hand and since Billy's new
hat had a metallic
lining, Billy got shocked. Then whoever was still
alive burst into song
and started singing and dancing to songs from Grease.
All the hampsters
they blew up the second they heard the horrible
horrible Grease song.
Then the llamas got scared because they realised they
were next and they
all ran away.
THE END
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My B-Board Friends ~*~Roxy~*~
1.) If you could only pick one thing in your dream house to have right now what would it be?
Ohh I want a pool with a slide from my bedroom window to the pool.
2.) Peanutt Butter or Jelly?
Peanutt butter is way better I mean the crunchy it the best in the world!!
3.) What would be the first thing you'd do if you won a million dollars? (I'm gonna win that powerball....280 million dollars!!!!)
Well after telling the world, I'd first, geez I don't know.....ohh I'd go to one of those dinners where one plate is like $500 and buy to plates (in case I want seconds) lol and dress in a bright blue suit. (dumb and dumber)
4.) If you knew that the world would end tomorrow what would you do today?
um I'd go to everyone that ever said anything mean to me and tell them "I forgive you, but I hope you rot in hell" and I'd go skydiving and go up to every guy I never got the courage to and tell them I like them, and I'd go rob a bank, just to say I did it. and I'd throw a huge going away party in the streets,
hahha I don't know if that helps or not but that's all I got now.
hellspoette ---- Lara
Howsa bout...
1) In the 9th Circle of Hell, who's Satan munching on?
A: Judas, Cassious, and Brutus.
2) Do you own an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini?
A: Nope.
3) Complete this classic Neitzche quote: "Is man only God's mistake..."
A: "...or God only man's mistake?"
4) Does anyone *really* enjoy doing the hokey-pokey?
A: Not in the traditional manner.
There ya' go! Just a little of my pseudo-intellectual randomness for ya'...
GCgurl33----DaNiElLe
1.) If you could move anywhere on the planet, where would it be?
Zimbabwe just because it's such a co name for a country.
2.) Why is the sky blue?
Because the grass is green and the clouds are white and it all mushes together with everything else in the world and makes blue skies.
3.) Whats the best time of year?
Christmas of course, I mean, it has the coolest songs, the best decorations, and the most presents, plus everyone is always nice, even when they dont want to be.
Muskrat*Ninja
meee!! haha, ok ::rubs hands together::
Q: whats your name? A: el muskrat brittany-o
Q: does your grandmother look like yoda? A: yes, yes she does
Q: if you had the chance to go back in time to fix one thing, what would it be? A: i wouldn't have collected pokemon stuff and wasted my cash
Q: whats your most embarrassing moment? A: the time when... naaa its too embarassing for me to bring up, but it did involve a wallet, my crush, a little card with his name on it in the wallet, and him going through it. tisk tisk
Q: pepsi or coke? A: coke, because its fun when you drink 7 cans of it in 20 minutes
Q: how mandy questions have you answered so far? A: dammit! this is a trick question isnt it?!
Q: should you ask yourself one more question? A: no, i'm out of ideas
~*~ToRi~*~
I'll do it!
Q1. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
A. Errm... about 17? 18? Including sandals!
Q2. If you could live in any era, what would it be?
A. I think I'd want to live in the future... I love all the new technology that keeps coming out and how cool would it be to live on Mars someday!!! (Too bad we just don't live long enough! [sigh] )
Q3. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
A. Mint chocoloate chip, OR, chocolate peanut butter swirl!
Q4. What's the craziest goal/ambition you have right now?
A. To save up some money and go live in California and try my hand at acting. Hehe.
SuperJenn
what's your favorite day of the week to have wild passionate animal sex?
i've never had wild passionate animal sex..but if i did it would be on monday.
what would you do for a klondik bar?
i would climb mount everest and bungi off of roosevelt's left nostril.
how many licks does it truly take?
77
why does it rain in seatlle?
this really big giagantic bird likes to pee there. *ahem its not rain..if you get what i'm saying.
JeNn
ooooooh fun to be famous!
1: if a rooster layed an egg on the top of a barn roof would it roll down the left side or the right side?
A: neither roosters don't lay eggs
2: if you had to move to an island and you could only bring 3 things with you what would you bring?
A: a plane, fuel and cds w/ cd player
3: if you found a magic genie and he would give you one wish only what would you wish for?
A: that amanda really would melt into a puddle of nothing
How You Know You Spend Waaaay Too Much Time on the UBB (Offical thread started by PUNKMUNKIE aka Molli)
you remember when this board wasnt edited....
....and no one gave a sh!t bout teenies
...you've had dreams where you came onto the board...
when there weren't as many fights as there are today...
-when you see somethin in the stores christmas shoppin and think, "omg(members name here)will love this!, then after you buy it, realize you will never see them...
-you ask your friends to get u sporks at lunch,when your cafeteria doesnt have sporks, and instead have ur friend make you a spork, haha
-you laugh hysterically when someone mentions bbq hot pockets, loni, or hittin someone over the head wit a glass bottle
-you hold conversations about people on the board wit your friends at school
you know youve been here for too long when you begin to type really shi.tty, you are on here for 3 hours at a time, staring at the same posts, then when forced offline, you fight your way back online 20 min later to see the new posts
you forget that you don't actually hang out w/ the members
..before you add to a conversation you blurt out "post a reply!"
when you trype documents or write notes to your friends you put doys between letters in swear words.
...WHen your friends ask you why you just called someone on your email 'adopted mom' and sh.it like that...
everytime something interesting happens on the UBB, you tell your mom
when anyone says "crack" you automatically think "billy!
"when you see a picture of Billy you see the resemblance to a hampster
-You started cracking up in history when your teacher brought out a picture of the first pair of Siamese twins.
-You laugh hwne someone says, "Who's your daddy?"...because you are your mommy's daddy...haha...
-You know Elijah Wood personally.
-You wear two cone-shaped party hats as a bra like Madonna...does ANYONE remember this besides me?
-You remember when there were less than 1000 members signed up...and when 1000 rolled around, it seemed huge...
-You realize that you share more about yourself and your soul with the people on here than you do with anyone that you know personally...and that some of the people on here are the best friends you've ever had...and the world would be perfect if you could be in the same room as some of them for just a few minutes.
~You remember when all people in the 3000's were "teenies"
~You speak to people on the board on AIM as if you live with them
~You call the girls on here your "sisters"
~You have at least three clubs in your siggy
~You're obsessed with Elijah Wood and Rider Strong
~You call Erin a tree....
~You realize you have no life lol.
- when you talk to your friends, you say 'yeah and (insert borad member here) said that GC....)
- you take the time to read EVERYBODYS siggy
- your eyes get sore from sitting at this computer for hours staring at this board
- you click on the page numbers from 4 to 16 to read what people have posted from 10 days ago
when you wake up at 3 am, rather than calling a friend & waking them up, u come here to read the new posts from after u went to sleep before
-When you call Benji "Benji-monster" to his face.
-When you buy a Steve doll even though your friends think you're nuts for buying a toy...and then proceed to punk him out.
when you find yourself censoring your emails and aim convos
~when you've told people you're a member of the winking nipples and of the maniacle freaks and they give you really weirded-out looks
-if you've ever been in the matchmaker chat...to educate the "gc ignorant"...and didnt wanna leave
-If a party just isn't a party without Michael Jackson making an appearance.
-If you call Joel J-Money when you're talking about GC and people look at you like you're nuts.
When you start saying at work "well my friend blah blah did this and it was funny" and then you don't want to tell them you met them on a message board.
...when you have a separate category on your buddy list for all your board friends and gc poser screen names that you like to mess around with...
when u know virtually everyone's first name
-You realize that you share more about yourself and your soul with the people on here than you do with anyone that you know personally...and that some of the people on here are the best friends you've ever had...and the world would be perfect if you could be in the same room as some of them for just a few minutes.
-when you hit the refresh button, every 5 seconds, even though you know there arent any new posts.-when you can remember all the oldheads
-when you invite board members to your house, even though you dont know them in person, but you feel like you do.
-when you can post about the guy/girl you like and ask people on the bb for thier opinons on what you should do about it..
-if you have multiple husbands/wives
-if you were married by michael jackson
- if you were here to remember the birth of Preggo Punk
~When your siggy is filled with quotes from the board
-you feel lucky to be able to edit your posts, because you can remember not having an edit option. (i hated that)
-when u consider not going out with ur friends so that u dont miss anything on the board
-When you scream Marvin at a guy u've never met before
-when u can tell the board about a problem, and they know u enough to tell u who you are inside, even if ur not really sure
-whenu wish you could take away the problems of all ur good friends on the board
-when you're your daddy's mommy. (holly, thats just too funny. lol. i tried to explain it to someone one day...they didnt find it as funny as i did)
-when yeah, you do actually know most people's first names by looking at their board name
-when u miss the board people if u go on vacation
~When you send friends to Carm's site to see its halarity and then they dont get it.
when you nag your brother (or other family member) endlessly to get offline and when they finally do, you sit in front of the screen for hours to check the new posts/re-read all the old posts that you've read 15 times just to see what someone has replied.
when you know what AH means... and the significance of "special" chex mix and pomgranetes.
when you're on the board at 2AM and you and the other two people start having really stupid random discussions so you can wear you brain out and go to sleep
-when you tell someone about this party you went to.....but it was a board party.
-when everywheres you go if you see someone with a GC shirt on or talking about them..you ask them if they're from the message board.-when your typing skillz have gone up (I used to be at 32 wpm pre GC BB, now I'm up to 60 something! lol)
~When you tell people about the person you just married or adopted...
~Whenever you see something that reminds you of the board you force your way to get on immediately and tell them all about it!
*You know when you've rad all the stories on the letmego site.
* when you watch barney hopeing to catch a glimpse of aaron.
* when the word crack and or hamster reminds you of you know who.
* when some of your favorite bands are gc's favorite bands.
*when you freak out if someone metions "waldorf" anything.
so much more.....
when you know about mentos flavored condoms
when you remember the only board parties and how much fun they were
when you remember the post which had 1000 post
when you remember when the board wasnt broken
when you quote peoples siggys
whey you and your friends have their own section on a boardies b/l and some of them havent even been on the board
*when you remember Gogan
*GC dancing midgets anyone? haha
*GC Drag Show
*When your trying to be a smart a$$ to someone in real life talking about punk and say "let me go check my PUNK HANDBOOK"
*when you know that jess wrote the punk hand bood hahaha
*when you suggest to friends to present one of their problems to the board b/c you know they are great
*when you write huge letters of goodbye to everyone when you think youll be gone for a significant amount of time
*when you have said atleast once "i think im leaving the board"
*when you remember tia running away
you remember the destructin and re-opening ( and were an ORIGINAL student) of GC HIGH!!
* when your friends are telling stories and you pipe in with, OH! My friend (insert name here)...blah blah. and they all look at you and go, who's that? and you just kinda look at the ground and say, he/she's from the board. and they all look at you funny and know exactly what you're talking about cause you talk about it all the time
~when your sitting in your classes all day andal you can think about is what yur gonna post on the UBB(i do that all the time)
~when ou tell everyone you got married and their like i didnt even know you were engaged" and your like NO ON THE UBB
~When you think the ppl onthe UBB go to your school and the next morning ou find out they live like 3,ooo million light years away
...when you have a separate category on your buddy list for all your board friends and gc poser screen names that you like to mess around with...
Hey look everyone its Ron no wait its Aaron Cater wait its Aaron dressed like Ron awe isnt it cute thanks *socially disglued* Alison for the pic and the ideas
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